Band Last Child

lihatlah luka ini yang sakitnya abadi
yang terbalut hangatnya bekas pelukmu
aku tak akan lupa tak akan pernah bisa
tentang apa yang harus memisahkan kita

di saat ku tertatih tanpa kau disini
kau tetap ku nanti demi keyakinan ini
jika memang dirimulah tulang rusukku
kau akan kembali pada tubuh ini
ku akan tua dan mati dalam pelukmu
untukmu seluruh nafas ini

kita telah lewati rasa yang pernah mati
bukan hal baru bila kau tinggalkan aku
tanpa kita mencari jalan untuk kembali
takdir cinta yang menuntunmu kembali padaku

di saat ku tertatih tanpa kau disini
kau tetap ku nanti demi keyakinan ini

jika memang kau terlahir hanya untukku
bawalah hatiku dan lekas kembali
ku nikmati rindu yang datang membunuhku
untukmu seluruh nafas ini

dan ini yang terakhir (aku menyakitimu)
ini yang terakhir (aku meninggalkanmu hooo..)
tak kan ku sia-siakan hidupmu lagi
ini yang terakhir, dan ini yang terakhir
tak kan ku sia-siakan hidupmu lagi

Loving Money Too Much; Example of Spoof

There was a man who liked money very much. He worked all of his life and wanted to save all of his money for his own future. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything.
Even, just before he died, he said to his wife; "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife." So he asked his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.
Well, one day, he really died. Then he was stretched out in the casket. The wife was sitting there in black clothes next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!"
She had a box in her hands. She came over with the box and placed it in the casket. After that the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away. Not long after that, her friend said, "I hope you were not crazy enough to put all that money in the casket."
The wife turned to her friend and replied; "Yes, because I have promised." Then she continued; "I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him." Feeling shocked, her friend said; "You mean that you have put every cent of his money in the casket with him?" Then the wife answered; "Surely I did. I got it all together, put all the money into my account and I just wrote him a check."






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Notice on Generic structure of spoof sample
Spoof text is very similar to recount text. Both spoof and recount tell about the past event with chronological order. Its purpose is to amuse reader with funny story. The story mostly is ended with an unpredictable event.
The above spoof sample has generic structure as follow:
Orientation: It is the introduction of the story. By giving the orientation, reader will recognize, for the first time, who involves in the story.The above story talks about a wife and his husband who loves money too much even up to his death.
Events: Several events are explored in chronological way which able to arrange the story read nicely.Promising with her money miser husband, Putting the box inside casket, locking and rolling the casket are the events which build the complete story.
Twist: This is the unpredictable event/thing/way which amuse the reader. Readers even did not predict before that it would be. When reading the above story, for the first, readers likely think that the wife would put all the money instead of just a check

Teks Spoof

 Apa sih teks Spoof itu ?
Teks spoof adalah teks yang menceritakan sebuah kejadian lucu atau peristiwa yang aneh yang telah terjadi di masa lampau.
Struktur dari teks spoof yaitu:
1. Orientation: Berfungsi sebagai awal cerita yang mengantar ke dalam inti cerita
2. Event 1: Bagian yang menceritakan kejadian awal
3. Event 2: Bagian yang menceritakan kejadian setelah kejadian awal (bila ada)
4. Twist: Akhir yang tidak terduga atau lucu


 “That Phone is Off” ; example of spoof

Soon after he left college, Dave found one of his uncles who was very rich and had no children of his own died and left him a lot of money, so he decided to set up his own real estate agency.

Dave found a nice office. He bought some new furniture and moved in. he had only been there for e few hours when he heard someone coming toward the door of his office.
“It must be my first customer” Dave thought. He quickly picked up the telephone and pretended to be very busy answering an important call from someone in New York who wanted to buy a big and expensive house in the country.
The man knocked at the door while this was going on. He came in and waited politely for Dave to finish his conversation on the phone. Then the man said to Dave; “I am from the telephone company and I was sent here to connect your telephon

                                              
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Orientation: Dave was a lucky man. He suddenly became a very rich man because of the death of his rich uncle who had no children. He inherited his uncle’s money.
Event 1: Being rich, he wanted to set up his estate company
Event 2: He had his new office. In his office, he pretended to be a very successful businessman. He acted as had an important client. He showed by making conversation on the phone.
Twist: The man whom he showed is a telephone technician. He came to Dave’s office to connect that phone.